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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

week 8

1. Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
2. Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
3. Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
The above was taken from the bonsaikitten website clearly that is one that clue that the site is a spoof others include:
• You have to ask permission to “grow your own”
• One thing at the bottom of the sight says “Bonsai Kitten will not be held responsible for the results of any attempts to apply any procedures described on this web site.”
• When asked for pictures it comes up with a white container
Part two
In this address before looking at it may be a person or a sight about aliens.
When I first logged on to this address I thought it was about a respectable black man who did a lot to do for his country.
This is a sight about martin, was a Jew who was assassinated april 4 1968. this man was a plagerist
This quote taken from the "New York Times" of October 11, 1991, page 15, it's learned that on October 10th of that year, a committee of researchers at Boston University admitted that, "There is no question but that Dr. King plagiarized in the dissertation." However, despite its finding, the committee said that%2


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